twenty oh nine

FF..

..for funny friday.  what else could that stand for anyways. right? haha 

today in TAM class i was seriously tortured because i was trying SO HARD to prevent myself from exploding into maniac laughter.  i swear my whole body was convulsing cos i had to ‘gek’ my laughter..i bet the guy sitting behind me must have thought i was having fits or something

prof starzewski: blahblahblah stress strain blahblahblah and blahblahblah and SO THIS IS HOW YOU ARRIVE AT THE DERIVATION

the class: silence

the class: stares at blackboard in more silence

and then..

SNORRRRRRRRRREEEEE SNORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE SNORRREEEEE DROOOOOLDROOOOLDROOOOL

kyle was sleeping like a log in the middle of the classroom omg!  with the head hanging off the back of the chair that kind. HAHHAHAHAHAH. and it was so obvious that everyboyd was trying SO HARD not to laugh 

but all professor starzewski said was: oh! what a funny sound! and then continued teaching. so kind of him hahahha

and now im sitting on the anniversary plaza at a table next to some hei ren boy and hei ren girl.  the hei ren boy is telling the hei ren girl in the thickest ghetto accent about how his skin is so dry and how his friend stole his cereal.  

“I PUT MOISTURIZER THIS MORNING YA’KNOW BUT THE NEXT MOMENT I SCRATCH AND EVERYTHINGS JUST COMIN’ OUT YA’KNOW??’

“I ASSED (asked) HIM: YA TAKE MY CEREAL?? HE SAY: NO ONE DIDNT TAKE NO CEREAL.  AND I SAY: I GONNA WHOOP SOMEBODYS ASS OVER CUZ MY FROSTED FLAKES AINT GOING SOMEWHERE” -insert hei ren laughter-

ok it is a very poor transcription of the ghetto accent but i tried my best okay?  i didn’t grow up in hei ren town so forgive me if i cannot replicate what they say to a 100% accuracy on paper.  many asians tell me they have problem with the hei ren accent but for some reason singaporeans have no problem with it.  i think its cos hei ren english-or so i like to call blingish- has the same flair and swing as singlish.  super informal, super casual and super funny