twenty oh nine

My mother is a hoooooot!  Seriously!  I don’t remember when she became so unconsciously funny, or maybe I’m very easily tickled.

So last night she was hanging out in her bedroom with a blue bucket of water and a dirty rag and wiping down the furniture and window grills (don’t ask me why she was doing that at 8pm).  I started talking to her and don’t remember what I said exactly, but it was something along the lines of “…blahblahblah…blahblahblah…very unwise right”

And without any warning whatsoever (plus on a totally unrelated note) she picked up her bucket of water, beamed broadly, and tottered out of the room with all her barang barang whilst launching into this random tune of: ”HAVE A MERRY MERRY MERRY UN-BIRTHDAY TO ME, TO ME, TO YOU?”

?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And later when I questioned her about her (surreal) singing, she looked at me blankly and said all nonplussed:

“Oh!  I heard you say UNWISE.  And it suddenly reminded me of the UN-BIRTHDAY song.  You know, the one from Alice in the Wonderland!  Very funny song hor?”

HAHAHAHHAH